Hubby’s Haikus

We have some small refrigerator magnets that are words. Sometime back my husband used them to create the following haikus.  I recently rediscovered them and decide to share them here, with my husband’s permission. I enjoy them all for different reasons.

Cook a pound of meat

do it like the wind woman

and I may love you

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Beneath the black storm

here I felt a winter rain

and dreamed of blue sky

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Boil no egg for me

it is like feet on my tongue

always repulsive

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Be not mad at me

I stare at her luscious breasts

yet love only you